There are a few different ways you can have or be HSB and since I have nothing better to do today I'll let you in on them.
One of the worst possible things to have is HSB, ask any guy. There is nothing worse than being out and having a set of hot, sweaty, swamp balls as there is really no solution to the problem other than taking a shower, being hosed down, or jumping into any other body of water. For any guy trying to hook up with someone, HSB is an automatic deal breaker. Who wants to have their face or mouth anywhere near a set of HSB's?? For one, guys need to keep "the boys" in immaculate condition if they have any hopes and dreams of them being dropped into my mouth. This means they better motherf'n be clean and smelling nice, be trimmed or shaved completely bald (my preference), and they'd better not be a set of elephant nuts. Women have boob sweat and boys have HSB, its like the only scenario where guys have something worse than us ladies, I'd take boob sweat over HSB ANY DAY!
I like to use HSB to describe the weather outside or the temperature of anything other than food, its a great way to complain or get yourself out of doing something.
As much as I LOVE Miami or playing in the Caribbean it is HSB out there. It's so HSB that the moment you get out of the shower you are already sweating balls. Obviously, I love those destinations and will still get on a plane and go there even if its HSB because of the fabulousness of each place.
Otherwise, I don't do HSB in general and try to avoid being HSB because:
- It gives me butter face/shiny face and HSB weather makes you look oily instead of sweaty.
- My hair does NOT do HSB as it turns into a half-fro. Whether I blow dry it out straight, flat iron it, or wear it in its natural geri curl glory it looks like ASS within minutes of going out.
- HSB conditions limit your wardrobe. Who wants to ruin great clothes with sweat marks?
- I picture Lil Jon saying "Till the sweat drops down my balls" and I can't get it out of my head.