For those of you that don't know, I am in love with Brandon Boyd, the lead singer of Incubus. Today is his 32nd Birthday and 32 is my lucky number. Basically, this is the year for him and I to finally make sweet glorious love, and yes I said sweet glorious love because I just can't see Brandon actually beating it up. I mean I would beat it the f*ck up but, I worry about breaking the poor kid in two since I've got a solid 40 pounds on him and I tend to get a little rough ;)
Brandon and I don't really have much in common and he is NOT ANYTHING like any of the guys I am usually attracted to, he is not an AH prick like most guys I'm into. He's a vegetarian, a musician, an artist, and a best selling author. He also looks like he needs a hot shower and a sandwich but there is something about him that I find OH SO DREAMY and yes I said dreamy like I'm some teeny bopper girl who hearts N'Sync or NKOTB. As it is when I see Incubus in concert I can barely freakin contain myself and when he loses his shirt, I just about lose my damn mind and start creming my panties! This year is the year I will actually speak to Brandon when I see him next and he will fall head over heels in love with me,ditch his supermodel girlfriend, and then write a song for me like he does for all of his girlfriends. Ah yes, this is hopes and dreams to the fullest extent one can have them. At any rate,Happy Birthday to my future boyfriend Brandon! Next year, I will be supermodel skinny and pretty and will jump out of your birthday cake naked followed by a warm welcome into the portal to hades via a gray water experience.
Just looking at him qualifies for pre-creme in my book.
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OK so one of my G/F does his moms hair and you know that she conducts weddings she did my G/F wedding and seriously Mama Boyd is just as sweet as they get. Let me if we should set up a meeting with you and Mama Boyd
"Dig" may be one of my favorite songs of all time.
no joke, i was listening the "the reason" when i clicked on this post. haha
First of all Mrs TNA - YES hook me up with Momma, Dolly Wiseman (I'm a stalker and of course I know his moms new married name...)
RS: Dig is one of my faves songs of all time too. It's STILL my ringtone. But I love sooo many of their songs. You, have GREAT taste!
Meximama: He is my "reason" but Hoobastank sings that song...BONUS points to you for Hoobastank because Incubus and Brandon got them their record deal ;)
my bad... but way to make the connection!
he IS kinda hot.
I wish he would sing me to sleep at night...
I look alot like him...
except my nose is much cuter.
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