Clearly, I am a shit talker. I talk shit about a number of different subjects, people, groups, teams, and businesses. I am an equal opportunity shit talker but you know what really sets me apart from the rest of the gossiping shit-talking population?
I will talk shit to your mother f-ing face.
I will talk shit to your mother f-ing face.
That's right. If I have something to say about anything or anyone you can bet your sweet ass I will say it to their face. Let me disclaim that I know I am an AH, but I don't usually just walk up to people and give them a piece of my mind or tell them I think they are stupid fucking morons just for kicks. I don't just run my mouth to be mean and ruin people's day, I don't want to ruin anyone's day. If I happen to hear something and think someone is lying, acting shady or being an AH I am likely to bring it to someone else's attention for further review. If that person decides to bring the conversation up to anyone else, including the person in question, they can quote me. I stand behind all words vom'd out of my mouth. I'm the type to take full responsibility and admit to anything I said and if I am wrong, I will be the first to admit and apologize.
Now, allow me to tell you what makes me want to stab someone in the fucking eyeball with an unsharpened #2 pencil.
When people tell me that someone is talking shit about myself, one of my friends, or making up stories relating to a night/place/time I was present...AND THEN TELL ME I FUCKING CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT! WHY?!?!?! Why do that to me? Why bother telling me ANYTHING AT ALL? Do you know what that is LIKE FOR ME? To have to see someone or talk to someone that I know has said some absolute bullshizz and pretend we are cool because I can not say WTF is your problem and interrogate them re: their lies? I can't fucking do it and it drives me insane that I can't stay true to myself and put shit talkers on blast, because I have to protect the person who told me. Because, I gave them my word. Plus, sometimes my own friends get their information in an illegitimate way such as; reading a text message they shouldn't have, hearing a conversation when no one thought they were around, or reading someone's MySpace mail when they forgot to logout.
I can't fake the funk and pretend to like people when I just don't. I don't live on Front Street! I mean I can, but why the hell would I? I have friends, lots of them and if one of them is out of line I need to let them know it, and make sure they know that the Ringleader don't play like that. People spend far too much time allowing unacceptable behavior to continue to exist within groups of friends and then wonder what happened when groups of friends begin to separate into miniature cliques. It's cause ya'll are bullshitting with one another. Stop bullshitting with one another!
It's so uber irritating to have to live knowing that complete nonsense was said that I can't address.
How do you deal with these situations? My word is bond and I would never betray the confidence of a friend in these situations, unless there was a really serious and valid reason for me to have to involve them further. In those situations, my friends have always understood that sometimes I have to do what I have to do.
In closing, if you THINK I will get mad and want to confront someone on something they said and you don't want to be quoted, don't fucking tell me.
11 comments:
where were you when I was in high school with all my loser boyfriends? my BFF didn't even have the balls to tell me straight that the guy was a douche. I did, however, gave her unwanted disapproval of her boy-toys
it sounds like you have it pretty balanced; staying quiet when you MUST, and kicking ass when it's NEEDED
That was a rant and a half, but completely needed! Hopefully you got a sense of relief writing that!
Obviously some people's lives are not interesting enough and they have nothing better to do that spread rumors about others. Invest in cable, a$$holes!
No need to fake the funk. Funk it up my friend! Funk it up!
Lies, Lies, Lies.... TRUST NO ONE!
"I don't live on Front Street!"
LOVE.THIS.POST.
I am the SAME way! Which is why my friends always come to me when they need to know what the deal is. I tell it like it is and I don't care. I sometimes feel like you're my long lost twin. hahaha
Speak on it, sista! I hold your same beliefs when it comes to talkin' smack.
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Preach it my sista!
Stop the bullshitting! Stop the lies! Stop fakin' the funk and eat some fries! LMAO (Ok so I just wanted to rhyme...plus I'm hungry! LOL)
But on the real, I totally feel you on this...
Stabbing people with pencils is bad...
Stabbing people with un-sharpened #2 pencils is wow.
Takes alot of hate to do that. I love it.
From Folsom, CA:
This is "FRONT CITY," just a damn-ass pity......they don't even know
'bout P.Diddy!!!
I am the same way and actually had to move, because of the constant
gossip I would hear in my thin-walled apartment. My neighbor's hate me for giving them their own shit right back with the fan turned-on, so it hits smack in the face. NO games!!!!!! Life is too short to deal with Posers! and their fake-ass garbage.
From Folsom, CA:
This is "FRONT CITY," just a damn-ass pity......they don't even know
'bout P.Diddy!!!
I am the same way and actually had to move, because of the constant
gossip I would hear in my thin-walled apartment. My neighbor's hate me for giving them their own shit right back with the fan turned-on, so it hits smack in the face. NO games!!!!!! Life is too short to deal with Posers! and their fake-ass garbage.
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