I will pick up where The Ringleader left off with our 4th of July antics. More so from where she go too drunk to remember or realize what I was up too.
After walking to the liquor store I realized that The Random was back at the house ALONE so WTF was I doing walking around with Sloppy Joe? I ran back to the house where I found him laying on the couch proceeded to get on top of him and start making out. Exactly what "he was hoping would happen" or so he said. We quickly moved to the only bathroom in the house where I slipped the g-string to the side and proceeded get railed from behind while sticking my head out the door into the hallway to make sure no one was coming. Ya, I'm good at multi-tasking.
Later on that evening we decided it would be best for us all to get something to eat so after another liquor store stop to fill our purses with beer we headed over to a little spot for some grub. About 6 of were sitting on the patio eating when all of the sudden of the girls casually mentions that she has taken a whole fist in to the ASS!!!! At that point there was no hope for our conversation and it dove further and deeper into the world of ass, spooge, dome, and public sex acts than I had ever wanted to go. It got so bad at one point that The Random had to get up and close the doors from the patio into the restaurant in hopes that our Klassy conversation would not clear the entire restaurant as it had the patio area.
Then we went to the beach watched some fireworks blah blah blah. Drunken me decides that I think The Random and I can pull of some "activities" on the beach sitting with our group of friends under a blanket, NOT SO MUCH. I did manage however to get us quite hot and bothered, enough so that we qot up and went back to a friends apartment mumbling something about be cold to our friends and needing to warm up. Upon arriving back to the apartment we realize that we are locked out at that point though we were on a mission so I decided that it would be perfectly acceptable to pop the screen off one of the open windows and crawl into the house. So I did. Breaking and Entering so that I could have a quickie before everyone got home.
At least I have my priorities in line.
I don't what it is about being around The Random, but I just can't seem to NOT hook up with him .... Ok so maybe it's all the booze, but I like to pretend it's a magical force the surrounds us. *Que the psycho music*
After walking to the liquor store I realized that The Random was back at the house ALONE so WTF was I doing walking around with Sloppy Joe? I ran back to the house where I found him laying on the couch proceeded to get on top of him and start making out. Exactly what "he was hoping would happen" or so he said. We quickly moved to the only bathroom in the house where I slipped the g-string to the side and proceeded get railed from behind while sticking my head out the door into the hallway to make sure no one was coming. Ya, I'm good at multi-tasking.
Later on that evening we decided it would be best for us all to get something to eat so after another liquor store stop to fill our purses with beer we headed over to a little spot for some grub. About 6 of were sitting on the patio eating when all of the sudden of the girls casually mentions that she has taken a whole fist in to the ASS!!!! At that point there was no hope for our conversation and it dove further and deeper into the world of ass, spooge, dome, and public sex acts than I had ever wanted to go. It got so bad at one point that The Random had to get up and close the doors from the patio into the restaurant in hopes that our Klassy conversation would not clear the entire restaurant as it had the patio area.
Then we went to the beach watched some fireworks blah blah blah. Drunken me decides that I think The Random and I can pull of some "activities" on the beach sitting with our group of friends under a blanket, NOT SO MUCH. I did manage however to get us quite hot and bothered, enough so that we qot up and went back to a friends apartment mumbling something about be cold to our friends and needing to warm up. Upon arriving back to the apartment we realize that we are locked out at that point though we were on a mission so I decided that it would be perfectly acceptable to pop the screen off one of the open windows and crawl into the house. So I did. Breaking and Entering so that I could have a quickie before everyone got home.
At least I have my priorities in line.
I don't what it is about being around The Random, but I just can't seem to NOT hook up with him .... Ok so maybe it's all the booze, but I like to pretend it's a magical force the surrounds us. *Que the psycho music*
4 comments:
Multitasking and getting railed from behind.
This sounds like a Cinemax/Skinemax blog!
a whole fist in her ass?
how do you casually mention that?
Okay, I am not even going to comment on the fist in the jack. That gives a whole new meaning to the word "jackhammer."
As far as breaking and entering. Never under estimate what you will do after a couple drinks. Remember the story about how I was boosted via the random mexican's truck into the 2nd story window of my friend's apartment after having left my house keys inside and being locked out?
I didn't bone once inside. Instead I opted to pass out on the air mattress lying on the living room floor with a McDonald's cheeseburger in my hand. KLASSY, indeed.
I do appreciate and enjoy your honesty! So funny! Sounds like a good time!
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