The details of what comes next are a bit fuzzy. Somehow or another 3 of us girls split a muscle relaxer and I'm not quite sure what happened but I do know that:
- I stole Guido's fedora and proceeded to walk to the liquor store with Lilo, T & her bf, and the Random.
- I stopped along the way to the liquor store for photoshoots in Guido's fedora on top of his neighbors Bentley Continental GT.
- While waiting outside of the Liquor Store, I met some minors and informed T that she would need to buy them some booze.
- The minor asked me if I would put the booze in the trunk of her car and while placing it in her trunk, I decided to steal her teddy bear (which her friends saw me do) and take it back to Guido's with me.
Next thing you know I was taking a nap in a bay window while my friends molested me. Lilo comes over and whispers to me that she boned the Random in Guido's bathroom/hallway.
I reply: "You didn't let that Midget throw it in your ass."
Me (obviously unsatisfied with Lilo's answer): Got up and started yelling in front of everyone "Midget, you didn't throw it in her ass, DID YOU?"
The Random then escorted me to Guido's room where he was asleep on the bed. Told me that I should finish my nap with him, since he was also really faded off of the Patron and passed out for being completely inappropriate a bit earlier. I was drunk and obliged, passed out for a solid 20 minutes until I was unable to breathe any oxygen in the air. Guido had virtually turned the entire room into a Dutch Oven haven of the smelly farts ever. I then find out that the Random kept coming in there just to fart and leave. It might have gassed me into sobriety, I got up and we all went to dinner and to have a few more beers. Slowly the wheels were reattached and I was able to finish off the night watching fireworks on the beach with my friends.
Hopefully Lilo will tell her stories from Ventura as well, she might have more of a recollection of events than I did.