1. The man who wagged his finger at me yesterday when I tosses my cig from my car window. Yes, I liter but the only thing worse than the stench from me actually smoking in may car would be me disposing of the cig butts in my car. My apologies in advance to the pigeon who will surely choke on it and die. It's not the first time this has happened either, a few weeks ago a man rolled up next to me at a light and wagged his finger at me for smoking and then signaled what I believe was that he was some sort of heart doctor, smiled, and rolled on. Look bro smoking is way down on the list of things that are going to adversely affect my heart.... Right under my obscene rockstar drinking habit.
2. I'm craving ice cream, a fudgesicle, hell even the evil pink berry. So I text Emo Boy to see if there are any rules against said frosty treats and there are.... Great I'll go find some ice cubes to suck on. His response? "Sprinkle them with some Splenda" How about I just snort a few packets and go from there.
3. Meebo. I've been kicked off approx 3,456,723.97 times today 85% of those times it also decides to freeze my computer for no less than 1.64 minutes. Screw you Meebo we aren't friends for the rest of the day! Sorry to The Ringleader as well since I will not be communicating with you for the remainder of the day via IM. Maybe you should talk to your friend Meebo that YOU introduced me too about it's attitude problem.
4. Sudoku - I LOVE this game I even own 2 electronic versions as well as a board game version. However today I have been so bored out of my mind at work that even the squares are getting to me. Thank God I've been able to alternate between Sudoku and Stuff White People Like.
5. The fact that I just realized I need to shave my underarms.... How does it grow so fast and yet manage to sneak up on me?
6. It's not time to go home yet.
7. Blocked websites at work..... Oh better yet Myspace being down when I try to log on from my blackberry.
8. Whole wheat, whole grain, protein, things that don't include french fries.
9. Batteries going dead in my wireless keyboard. It makes it really hard to type without looking (sounding?) like a complete moron. I'm bad enough with spelling and grammar I don't need anything making it worse. If you are wondering - Yes there are batteries somewhere in the office but I'm far to lazy to actually get up and look for them. Not like it's a battery operated toy going dead or anything THAT serious.
I'm off to the bathroom to rail some Splenda.
2. I'm craving ice cream, a fudgesicle, hell even the evil pink berry. So I text Emo Boy to see if there are any rules against said frosty treats and there are.... Great I'll go find some ice cubes to suck on. His response? "Sprinkle them with some Splenda" How about I just snort a few packets and go from there.
3. Meebo. I've been kicked off approx 3,456,723.97 times today 85% of those times it also decides to freeze my computer for no less than 1.64 minutes. Screw you Meebo we aren't friends for the rest of the day! Sorry to The Ringleader as well since I will not be communicating with you for the remainder of the day via IM. Maybe you should talk to your friend Meebo that YOU introduced me too about it's attitude problem.
4. Sudoku - I LOVE this game I even own 2 electronic versions as well as a board game version. However today I have been so bored out of my mind at work that even the squares are getting to me. Thank God I've been able to alternate between Sudoku and Stuff White People Like.
5. The fact that I just realized I need to shave my underarms.... How does it grow so fast and yet manage to sneak up on me?
6. It's not time to go home yet.
7. Blocked websites at work..... Oh better yet Myspace being down when I try to log on from my blackberry.
8. Whole wheat, whole grain, protein, things that don't include french fries.
9. Batteries going dead in my wireless keyboard. It makes it really hard to type without looking (sounding?) like a complete moron. I'm bad enough with spelling and grammar I don't need anything making it worse. If you are wondering - Yes there are batteries somewhere in the office but I'm far to lazy to actually get up and look for them. Not like it's a battery operated toy going dead or anything THAT serious.
I'm off to the bathroom to rail some Splenda.
4 comments:
First of all, Emo Boy needs to fuck off. I too had to fight some major urges today that mainly had to do with Thifty Ice Cream. If Sam hadn't been with me, I would have waffle coned it, just because.
Second of all, it's real shitty that you and the Ringleader are blocked from pretty much every glorious website and program on the internet. I am keeping my fingers crossed they never discover blogger!
Third of all, if we are on the topic of toys, I need to log a complaint with someone because I am sick of mine all using different types of batteries! Look asshole, it's hard enough for me to keep AA on stock! Now you expect me to keep C's, AAA AND those tiny watch batteries too?!?!?!!! I vote for a standardized BOT battery. Either that or one that I can plug into the wall. There is nothing worse than a dying BOT! FAIL.
Obviously you are about to start sporting!
Who Emo Boy? Fuck him, snacks are important. So is smoking. Without smoking, I'd have the energy to hit everybody I want to, and that would be awkward legally.
Someone fucking disapproves of you smoking ... while in a car? What comes out of car exhausts, Chanel no 5?
Rail some Splenda....hahahahaha!
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