Tagged - D'OH

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I decided to choose 7 random "D'oh" moments. To this day, these moments STILL make me cringe and shudder when I think about them. I don't have any regrets in life but sometimes I wish I didn't do certain embarrassing things...

1. I went to Cabo in 1999 with a group of friends/co-workers. One of the "friends" was Mike, a guy I was secretly dating (everyone but my boyfriend knew) and another friend was my boyfriend's brother, recipe for disaster? Yes.

Mike and I were getting wasted and popping ecstasy and finding places throughout Mexico to f*ck without my boyfriend's brother seeing us. On day 3, everyone decided we wanted to rent/ride Sea-Doo's in the ocean in front of our hotel, we went in pairs/groups as the others drank/tripped out on the beach. Mike and I hopped on our Sea Doo and after about 10 minutes decided it would be a good idea to f*ck on a Sea Doo. The Sea Doo barely accomodated 2 people, I mean it's a JET SKI not a BOAT! We looked at the beach and thought that FOR SURE no one could see us. I jumped on top and straddled him and we sorta boned by rocking back and forth for a few minutes out in the open before deciding that we should ride our Sea Doo to Lovers Beach to finish off our little sexcapade. We parked our Sea Doo in the sand while we rolled around in it. Obviously, the snorkelers and people enjoying the day on the beach didn't bother us at all. Is it weird that I was bent over a rock? Eh, we were on E. When we finished and headed back to our hotel beach to return the Sea Doo, we didn't really understand why people were smiling and laughing at us (maybe they ALL were on E?!) and then we turned around and realized that EVERYTHING WE DID was in CLEAR VIEW OF ANYONE with decent eyesight on the beach...D'OH!

2. When I was a Junior in high school, my friend Tracy had one of the most glorious parties of my high school career. I had a fake ID and bought myself a 6 pack of Zima while chatting up some people about dome. At this time, I was still a virgin but I had given A LOT of blow jobs and was discussing blow jobs with Octavian/"Tavi", a recent graduate of my catholic college prep school. Tavi was a bit of a clown, we got along great and used to hook each other up with each others friends, but never hooked up ourselves. After about 4 Zima's and countless joints, Tavi asked me if I had ever given dome to a black man. I told him, no and DUH he would have heard about it (our school was small but gossip about me was HUGE).
He then said: "Oh, I see how it is. It's because of our black cum, isn't it?"

I was totally stoned out of my mind: "REALLY?? It's BLACK? Like the COLOR of it? How come I never heard this??"

Tavi went on to give me some explanation about how everyone was the same, no matter what and race didn't play a part in our anatomy books, that's why I never heard of it. He told me the black man had been held down enough and how do I know that white cum wasn't what was actually "gross"? Well, I never mentioned our conversation to ANYONE for YEARS. I felt like a racist even just inquiring about it, it seemed rude or something. Sure I was curious, but at the time I hadn't broke out with dome for a black man so I didn't know, for sure. About 3 years later I was having a discussion with one of my friends who was in a relationship with a black man, and I brought up what Tavi told me and she burst into laughter. She knew Tavi and told me that he used to tell girls that so that they would "just try it out" with him. I believed it for 3 years...D'oh!

3. I have a friend name Jake, we've been friends for 17 years, he was a bit dorky but the coolest guy ever. After two years away at college, Jake was visiting home for the summer and him and I met up for drinks, Jake was all of a sudden HOT! I decided that we NEEDED to hook up and it seemed like he was into it. We hung out the rest of the summer but nothing happened. So Jake went back to school in San Luis Obispo (3 hour drive to SLO) but he would drive back down to LA a few times a week to have dinner with me or even just to watch TV with me. We were going on weekly "friendship dates" and after every date, NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN. It was driving me (and all of my friends who I told) crazy! Finally, after one friendship date. I decided I couldn't take it anymore. I called him as he drove back to SLO and I said "Jake, we are REALLY GOOD FRIENDS, and have been friends for the longest time ever. But, there is kind of a situation I am having. You see, the more I hang out with you and the more time we spend together, the more I am realizing that I am starting to like you as more than a friend. And, I kinda don't know what to do about it but I figured that I needed to tell you and see what you thought...." Jake replied to me that he felt the EXACT SAME WAY and that he was REALLY glad that I brought it up because he thinks we should keep doing what we're doing and take things slow so as to not ruin our friendship. I got home and told EVERYONE about this! I was SO EXCITED and my friends were so excited! Jake and I went on a few more friendship dates and then out of the blue, out of nowhere I FOUND OUT THAT JAKE HAD A GIRLFRIEND. A girlfriend who MOVED from her east coast university to San Luis Obispo to go to the same school as him. I met her at his birthday party, she introduced herself as "Jake's girlfriend of 8 months" and how she was SO EXCITED to meet Jake's really good friend the Ringleader...That was the LAST TIME I have ever told a "friend" that I wanted to be "more than friends" - D'OH!

4. Senior year of high school. I had a huge group of guy friends that I hung out with who didn't go to my school. In this group there was this guy Robert that I had a crush on. One night after a big party we went back to our friend's house to continue the party. We decided we needed some privacy to hook up and our friend said we could use his bedroom. So we went in there and were hooking up, and Robert was unable to stay hard probably due to the drugs and drinking we had been doing. So we basically did everything else BUT have sex. At the time I was still a virgin but wasn't really waiting for anyone/anything in particular. When we were finished fooling around, somehow, Robert's plain white t-shirt was covered in blood and from what I hear so was our friend's sheets. I was MORTIFIED, I had gotten my period somehow at that moment when we were fooling around. I don't know what Robert told everyone, but the next day everyone was talking about how he had "popped my cherry" and now I was officially a whore, not just a BJ whore. To this day, people STILL talk about this incident. My friend Mrs. Tna (Laughlin WTA birthday trip in August) is married to the guy who's house this took place at and as recent as the last few years I have had to re-explain myself and let them know that Robert and I NEVER had sex and he certainly wasn't my first. I cringe and shudder everytimg I think about this, SO EMBARRASSING! D'OH!

5. New Years Eve 1995. Partying at the home of a Paramount Pictures executive who left his son in charge while he went out of town. I had hooked up with our high school football captain, Dave before and got into a conversation with his older brother who thought him and I should like be together. I had been drinking and his brother convinced us both that we should get together again, we would be a cute couple. I told my friend Guido that Dave and I needed to find a place to go and hook up that was NOT in the caves above the pool (where everyone else was). Guido sent me to this econoline luxury van on the street where he and the boys planned to sleep that night, he said he had already been in there and it's nice, so he tossed me the keys. Dave and I went in there, of course I broke out with dome and did not swallow (my MO cause I don't love them ho's) and I handed Dave a blanket to "clean up" with. The next day when we were at school, I told Guido what had happened in the van and about the blanket and he started DYING LAUGHING! He told me that he used that SAME blanket to clean up after this broad gave him dome and that the best part was that: my buddy Jay was sleeping with them in the van and was complaining about his bald head FREEZING! Of COURSE Guido tossed him THAT BLANKET which he wrapped around his head and slept through the night. I STILL feel bad about it, Jay is one of my best friends to this day! D'OH!

6. My actual "first time". I was out at a party with my then boyfriend and his friends, we had decided that tonight was THE NIGHT we were going to seal the deal. I decided I was going to be late on curfew and turn off my pager because I KNEW my family was going to blow my pager up starting at 1 minute past curfew. Our friend Brady let us use his house to handle the business, he went over to a friends house. So Jason and I were actually doing it and his pager starts going off and he ignores it the first 5 times. Then it's going off again and again and he stops to go check it, then tells me he doesn't know the number, so we go back to doing it. 3 more minutes into the sex and his pager is going off AGAIN and it's the same number followed by 911-911-911. He says "I'm really sorry but, I have to call the number, what if it's Brady and there is an emergency?" Well, he goes downstairs, calls the number back, comes back in the room and tells me "It was your Grandmother. She is wondering where you are and sounds really worried, you should probably go home." My Grandma had gone in my room and was going down the list of names in my phone book CALLING EVERYONE at 1am. By Monday morning I got to school and everyone was like WTF. My Granny had managed to burn out 3 of my friends and 2 frenemies by waking up their parents who had not realized their kids weren't home yet...D'OH!

7. Without a doubt #7 has to be my recent ticket for Urinating in Public. D'OH!

I tag the following to do this if they have time:

Alice

Jade

Miss Communication

Matt

At Least I'm Skinny

Stiletto & Lilo