I. FINALLY. GOT. LAID.
Thank you sweet baby Jesus! Hallelujah! Praise the good Lord...AND THE FRENCH! It's been so long that I almost forgot what post-bone-glow looked like and how GOOD IT LOOKS ON ME! I was really worried that I was going to be celibate but NOT by choice for a year or more! It really seemed like it was never going to happen. Now that it has, I can relax and not worry so much about it, seriously it was psyching me out and I think it was counter productive to actually getting laid. I can't believe how wound up I have been for the past 7 months and how much better everything is once you are able to just release all that pent up frustration! Whew! I am back in the saddle and the best way to describe my feeling now is Irie mon. And normally, I'm only Irie when I'm home in Jamaica.
I owe it all to my favorite video game, Guitar Hero...or rather our new take on the game 'Strip Guitar Hero' which sounds like a real glor idea when you're really intoxicated. The Frenchies are good at coming up with things that involve stripping and it just sounds so much better in zee accent.
We started out pre-drinking and playing Rock Band with the boys, then headed out for dinner at Katsuya which consisted of two huge bottles of cold sake and a large Asahi each for me and Lilo, oh ya and some sushi. We were having a sexually charged conversation and of course dome was brought up, and the Frenchies didn't know what dome meant. Well, thank God we were there to teach them and let them know our slang for it! They were so excited that they referred to it as their 'Word of the day' because everyday they try to have a 'Word of the day' to use. It was so great, they were even trying to figure out how to incorporate that word to apply to the 69 position and said "That must be zee DOUBLE DOME!"
Lilo and I looked at each other and said "THAT IS SO GLOR! DOUBLE DOME? What is better than DOUBLE the DOME!?!
I don't know how sake affects you guys, but it has be known to CREEP up on me and Lilo and get us REALLY FADED like 30 minutes after drinking it, and that's exactly what happened when we got back to the Frenchie's apt. We decided we had had enough of Rock Band and decided to rock out with our fave, Guitar Hero. Somehow or another we felt the need (and by "we" I mean "they" the Frenchies) to make it a bit more interesting. So we were battling each other and whomever had a lower score on the song had to remove an article of clothing. Obviously that wasn't getting the job done quick enough with people removing belts and watches, so we then moved up to playing for specific articles of clothing such as: If I win, he removes pants and shirt and if he wins, he gets my chonies...
What sort of IDIOT bets her chonies that she will beat a guy who PLAYS the guitar in a real life heavy/speed metal band? Yes, THAT would be me --> she who ONLY plays GH on medium and considers herself an "expert" at "medium". Needless to say, I FAILED...and he won the panties. Somewhere around this same time, Lilo and Yann went to the bedroom to play a little strip blackjack, strictly to brush up on skills because the Frenchies are going to Vegas tomorrow.
This is when the details get a little fuzzy...
I'm not sure how it began but, I was hooking up with the one boy in the kitchen while there was another guy in the living room solo. Things must have started to progress to the point where I didn't want to be around the other guy who was just playing GH by himself since there were no other girls, like the way I made the odds work in our favor? So, I decided I would drag the kid I was hooking up with to the bedroom (where Lilo and Yann were) and I really didn't think it would be an issue to just sort of take the floor area. Well - WRONG!
I don't remember a whole lot but we left the room and then the living room guy went for a drive or something. Me and the boy started hooking up on the couch and....
*cringe + shudder*
Lilo and Yann walked in.
May or may not have seen me getting some dome zee French way.
I know, VOM.
So Lilo left, Yann walked her out I think, and me and the other boy went to the bedroom and handled the business.
There is pretty much NOTHING HOTTER than having sex with a boy who is speaking French to you while lightly pulling on your hair. Needless to say, I'm a big fan of zee French way.
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!!