In no particular order:
1. Cold fries from McDonald's. If I wanted cold fries, I would have eaten the fries left over in my fridge from the day before! Or, if I actually polished those off, I would have opened the freezer and took a bite out of a frozen one! Make them fresh or use a damn HEAT LAMP!
2. When I get my legs waxed and they leave wax/hair on my leg. Listen ladies, if I wanted a sloppy job, I so could have done that myself! I mean, if that is what you do for a living, be good at it!
3. In the bathroom and the toilet seat is UP. It's just annoying and disgusting all at the same time. Now, not only do I have to get toilet paper to put the seat down, but I get to see the base of the seat which is filled with all sorts of urine drops and the occasional PUBE... put the seat BACK down, and AIM good!
And last but not least #4:
When you see a quality guy/potential husband walking with a DOG! Those little 4 legged things that bark are okay... But, I'm talking about the girl he is with!
I don't want to name anyone specific, but since this is the BAD GIRLS guide to Glory... I'm talking about the BITCH who is dating the hot successful guy next door! He is very good looking, has a great personality, is successful, and definitely marriage material! She is boring, boring, and oh yeah.. Booooooooring! I've meet her probably 6 or 7 times, and I just can't even remember her name for the life of me, because she is nothing to even remember! Then I'm reminded when I'm bitching about the BITCH, that her and I have the same name! That is how boring she is, I can't even remember her name and we have the same name!
So, she's ugly.... and boring. And on a realistic scale, I would probably put her at a 5 (and two of those DON'T make a 10)
I would put him about a solid 8.5 to 9
So where is she making this 3.5 to 4 point difference?
I can only think of one thing... BEDROOM??
Since when do hot guys allow ugly bitches to sleep with them...AND keep them around afterwards?
Does this Dog know some tricks that I don't??
Is the owner just trying to help keep our Earth a green place... he obviously knows he needs to keep the lights off with this "ruff-ruff" in bed.
It's not going to be easy to get rid of this dog... throwing a bone, probably won't work.
I'm open to suggestions ladies....
(And knocking on his door has already been done.... Jogging in the morning has been tried)