In no particular order:
1. Cold fries from McDonald's. If I wanted cold fries, I would have eaten the fries left over in my fridge from the day before! Or, if I actually polished those off, I would have opened the freezer and took a bite out of a frozen one! Make them fresh or use a damn HEAT LAMP!
2. When I get my legs waxed and they leave wax/hair on my leg. Listen ladies, if I wanted a sloppy job, I so could have done that myself! I mean, if that is what you do for a living, be good at it!
3. In the bathroom and the toilet seat is UP. It's just annoying and disgusting all at the same time. Now, not only do I have to get toilet paper to put the seat down, but I get to see the base of the seat which is filled with all sorts of urine drops and the occasional PUBE... put the seat BACK down, and AIM good!
And last but not least #4:
When you see a quality guy/potential husband walking with a DOG! Those little 4 legged things that bark are okay... But, I'm talking about the girl he is with!
I don't want to name anyone specific, but since this is the BAD GIRLS guide to Glory... I'm talking about the BITCH who is dating the hot successful guy next door! He is very good looking, has a great personality, is successful, and definitely marriage material! She is boring, boring, and oh yeah.. Booooooooring! I've meet her probably 6 or 7 times, and I just can't even remember her name for the life of me, because she is nothing to even remember! Then I'm reminded when I'm bitching about the BITCH, that her and I have the same name! That is how boring she is, I can't even remember her name and we have the same name!
So, she's ugly.... and boring. And on a realistic scale, I would probably put her at a 5 (and two of those DON'T make a 10)
I would put him about a solid 8.5 to 9
So where is she making this 3.5 to 4 point difference?
I can only think of one thing... BEDROOM??
Since when do hot guys allow ugly bitches to sleep with them...AND keep them around afterwards?
Does this Dog know some tricks that I don't??
Is the owner just trying to help keep our Earth a green place... he obviously knows he needs to keep the lights off with this "ruff-ruff" in bed.
It's not going to be easy to get rid of this dog... throwing a bone, probably won't work.
I'm open to suggestions ladies....
(And knocking on his door has already been done.... Jogging in the morning has been tried)
17 comments:
I have to agree with you, on all of them. Especially number 4.
I've got a guy friend who's gorgeous, amazingly sweet and has a lot going for him. He brought this girl to a party once, and she was BLAH in EVERY way... and I just kinds stared like, "uh, wait a minute..." so I don't get it either.
haha, LOVE this post. I also absolutely can't stand it when hot guys are with dog-face-looking girls. The only excuse I would buy as to why this is true is that the men have ego issues and need to look good everywhere they go. If they have an ugly girlfriend, then they accomplish that every day ;)
ahahahahahha so funny about the guy next door ...I mean, she must have a magical vagina if she's as fug as you say ...lol.
...and um, McDonald's fries are only good {and they are the best actually} when they are hot and in the car on the way home. ...I mean, I would be pissed off too if I got cold fries.
Firstly, maybe she's rich?
Secondly, getting that guy would be very easy. Just tell him that you would like to sleep with him, but not if he has a g/f.
We're men. If there is a nice warm place to store our wiener, all the better if it's next door, cute, and wants us.
She must be...dare I say it...nice? Sick. That bitch!
Ha ha ha! The guy I refer to as "my future husband" is dating a terrible girl, too. I haven't figured out how to lure him away yet. If I manage to do it I'll totally hit you up with my strategy.
My first thought was that she's rich, too. Rich ugly girls are what I refer to as "long term investments" for guys.
Sadly, I don't have the answer... because I am wondering the same thing about #4... especially if a guy puts a RING on her finger..
an ugly girl with amazing personality.. i mean, sure whatever. but an ugly girl who's boring? Why? Why?!
She has to be rich why else would he be with her?
HAHA... I hate when I see a dime walking with a nasty dude.
Seems to be the case more often than not.
I spoke seriously to a friend of mine regarding this, his then girlfriend now wife, does the phrase "suck a golf ball through a garden hose " mean anything ?
lol...that picture had me dying laughing! :)
I don't think it's the bedroom.
A hot, successful guy can find a hot, successful girl to have hot, successful sex with ANYTIME, ANYWHERE.
I think there are a few possibilities here:
* That old tired saying that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" .. maybe when he looks at her, he sees someone really hot?
* She has a lovely personality
* She has some mean cooking skillz.
* He is betrothed. LOL
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LOL, I always thoroughly enjoy your post titles (as I do the posts). =)
Yes!! I hate it when I see some ugly girl with a cute guy.. I mean I know personality is everything, but then where should the cute girls go?? With the uglies??
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...ugh YES ..JUNE GLOOM IS KILLING ME!!! ...It's a serious problem ...SINCE THURSDAY!! ...grrr. I hope the sun comes out soon!
Sounds like she brainwashed him.
The poor dear.
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